i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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