I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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