eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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