So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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