If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Randomize
