i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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