it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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