at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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