Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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