Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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