"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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