No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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