just come out here and I will go home with you...
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
