Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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