Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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