btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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