Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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