I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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