I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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