so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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