I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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