I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
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