he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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