i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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