where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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