Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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