"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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