just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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