I think i sorta joined a cult last night
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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