The maid of honor just puked.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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