She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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