she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Princesses don't give blow jobs
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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