Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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