Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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