how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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