Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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