I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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