Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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