thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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