i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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