Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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