im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I need a burrito and a hug.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
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so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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