arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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