I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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