i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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