so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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