I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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