You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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