I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
