Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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