There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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